today is a hot day man

wa.. today is damn hot.. cannot take it.. in air condition room also sweat.. nowadays damn slack. keep dotaing with kokhowe.. haiz.. but what to do.. i'm a slacker.. so today let me tell u all a joke

this joke is stupid.. it is a russian joke

Russian A met Russian B on the street and started chatting with him.B asked A where is he going. A replied, he would be going home to kill his wife. A's wife was a naggy and bitchy woman. So Russian A couldn't take it and decided to kill his wife. But Russian B told him that if A kills his wife, he would go to jail. So B said he would help A think of another way.

Next day, B met A on the street again. This time B told A.. i know what you can do.. B said " fuck her to death".. Russian A replied " what a good idea"..

So every night and Russian A fuck his wife hard, wanting her to die.

Russian A went drinking one night and saw Russian C.. (sounds cool? all the alphabet coming out.. crap)

Russian C : i saw your wife smiling happily today, why?

Russian A : don bother, she's about to die




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女:同是天涯沦落人
在这伤心者通道上同行
也许不必知道我是谁
无谓令你令你令你令你
又再又再考虑
男:相逢何必曾相识
在这一息间相遇有情人
也许不必知道我是谁
无谓令你令你令你令你
再度再度洒泪儿
女:从前共你讲
不要分别不要归去
明明还流过一点眼泪
男:又再跟你相遇跟你相对
为何完全已经能面对
女:最爱都会过去都会散去
男:都会退去既然难忘
合:为何连记得都太累
女:最痛都会过去都会散去
男:都会退去我们如何
仍然能活下去
合:往事就像是一道桥
你与我会过去的
情怀不会倒退
男:从不喜欢孤单一个
女:可惜偏偏孤独一个
合:我不懂得跟我独自对坐
原来没有你做人相当痛楚
男:从不喜欢孤单一个
女:可惜偏偏孤独一个
合:你有否想起我若是再遇
求让我悔过可不可再恋过
男:愿你先撇下我
女:就当我遭遇横祸
合:从此永远像隔着河
遥望你跟他的未来是那样谐和
女:没我做负荷男:该轻松更多
男:尚有他爱护我
女:难道你拂袖离座
合:留低爱侣抛开枷锁
男:余孽太多
女:还何苦出错

男:让我再看看你
让我再说爱你
别将你背影离去
女:分手时候说分手
请不要说难忘记
就让那回忆淡淡的随风去
男:也许我会忘记
也许会更想你
也许已没有也许
男:离开你是傻是对是错
是看破是软弱
这结果是爱是狠
或者是甚麽
如果是种解脱
怎麽会还有眷恋在我心窝
那麽爱你为甚麽
女:从女性观点让我明白地说
无论你是挖心掏肺呼天抢地
或是热情如火
不只白白惹人讨厌
让人嫌你罗唆
恨不得没跟你认识过
你讲也讲不听听又听不懂
懂也不会做做也做不好
你现在唱个这样的歌
你到底是想对我说甚麽

合:但愿你容我接近你更多
谁预算情爱这样难捉摸
男:长夜里女:长夜里
男:点点星火女:我要化做
男:犹如你窗边经过女:你眼中星星一颗
男:凝望我女:来让你
男:闪出光彩女:每个晚
男:照亮心窝女:亦望见我
合:明知不可以再分开
分开不想接受新爱
女:爱令我仿似置身於死海
男:离不开
合:你是你是我的将来
谁都不可以再分开
不想担心这是否错爱
你话过任何时候需要你
重新可开始这热爱
合:离别时笑笑明辰剩我一个
潇洒里也会记起当初
女:若你的心中孤单再找我
男:若你的心窝中空虚再找我
合:不必痛苦当忆起我

男:曾无限次欲话我知却也停止

男:碍…寄相思风雨中
女:碍…寄痴心风雨中
男:抱月去化春风云外追踪鸳侣梦
合:恨满胸愁红尘多作弄

女:多少往日愁反覆心中透
男:我往那一方走仍驮在背后
女:从今知道热情原是没法说因由
合:就是害怕再接受还有
男:情无限女:将痴心
男:换你的女:一颗心
男:就让我女:爱上你
男:常常在心
男:谁人愿女:将一生
男:换你的女:一点真
男:愿奉上合:每个热吻

合:对你仍着紧但痛心
无奈爱在最后最终转交别人
冷冷长夜深梦更深
人渐惯在爱路继续浮沉

男:迟来一秒钟迟凝一秒钟
从而接你变做目送
女:迟来一秒钟沿途经过和结局
其实太不同
男:迟迟未预备第一句爱你
已经足够蕴酿暗涌
女:盼望犹豫未决的情人回信
犹如行刑县在半空
合:拖一拖等一等
合:怕得到得来已是无用
男:拖一拖女:等一等
合:这刻的感动变做裂缝
男:也许相爱很难
就难在其实双方各有各寄望怎麽办
女:要单恋都难
受太大的礼会内疚却也无力归还
男:也许不爱不难
但如未成佛升仙也会怕爱情前途黯淡
女:爱不爱都难
未快乐先有责任给予对方面露欢颜
合:得到浪漫又要有空间

MuaHAhahAha!! RAINY!! where are you

Aren't the days just passing too slowly? everynight i sleep at a ghostlike hour.. and in the morning i was being disturbed by conversations of my dorm mates.. simply distraughted by their noise. however it's my fault for sleeping so late.. arghh.. anyway today had a simply perfect weather, a trace of something familiar. it was the beautiful scent of the rain, reminded me of the raining season back at home.. i felt comfortable.. in 2 hrs time, jianpin and me would be traipsing over to gongguan seeking for our dinner.. hmmm.. i ought to be in lab for more time. had been stuck to the screen after 10pm.. playing games with mr pun everynight.. anyway who cares, lab couldn't be more boring afterall.. Moreover i did my experiments.. i guess i might wan to pilfer an hour earlier from lab back to my dorm..haha

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tofu and alcohol

these is wat i had after my dinner tonight.. wahaha.. a delicious beancurd..

these are the alcohol i bought with jianpin . i think if these are bought in spore.. it would have cost a bomb.. but here it's cheap.. haha.. cheers..

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6 months

I always thought i was matured enough to go through 178days of attachment in Taipei.. And it was a challenge to myself because if i were to head for the university route, it would be overseas as well.. but not 6 months instead of 2-4 years.. i realised studying isn't fun.. if i were to live in other countries for 6 months.. why not? but i am here for studying.. there isnt much entertainment i could have on weekends except sight seeing.. i thought about it, i am not a studying type. i do miss spore but i could survive without it.. but i am not happy about the lifestyle i am having now.. it was worse than NYC.. but NYC was a holiday trip.. all ppl will go through sadness but have you guys went through depression? i mention Taipei was a great place in my past blogs.. yeah it was.. alcohols are cheap, many night markets.. but i can tell u something now..

i hate this place

acer = bullshit

acer = bullshit.. yep u are right.. those ppl with acer out there.. acers 2 years old already.. i think 8/10 acer got problem.. now my adaptor got problem but labtop no problem, but what's the pt? labtop no battery can on meh? it is like clapping hand with only 1.. each supports each other.. another "ahbeng" theory is .. " no lighter how to light the cigarrette".. then what's the point of having a cigarette.. "nerds" theory is " study alot and knowledge alot.. but when reach the exam hall.. forgot to bring a pen.." =(.. i cannot online liao.. now batt left 10 min.. piaing to blog maybe my last blog of this attachment or hopefully tml i will go look around to get a new acer adaptor.. afterall acer is taiwan's brand..